[LEGION]

I have just discovered that the Elf King and the Dwarf King both regularly work out at my gym. (Together, even.)

I wonder what project is bringing them to town?

Edit: Just figured out one... not sure if Armitage is in it or not.

[Tirien]

I have just discovered that the Elf King and the Dwarf King both regularly work out at my gym. (Together, even.)

I wonder what project is bringing them to town?

Edit: Just figured out one... not sure if Armitage is in it or not.

So what you're saying is that the next time I visit you, I need to go to your gym?

[LEGION]

So what you're saying is that the next time I visit you, I need to go to your gym?

DEFINITELY.

[Sergeant Stonzgrinda]

'I dropped the head and kicked it into the crowd. I say "kicked" but in truth it's a bad idea to kick a head. I learned that years ago, a lesson that cost me two broken toes. What you want to do is shove the head with the side of your foot. It's going to roll anyhow so you don't need that much force. See, the thing about severed heads is the owner no longer has any interest in minimizing the force of the blow, or any ability to do so for that matter. When you kick somebody in the head as you do from time to time, they tend to be actively trying to move themselves out of the way and the contact is lessened. A severed head is a dead weight, even if it's watching you.'

~ Jorg Honorous Ancrath, King of Thorns

[LEGION]

"A severed head is dog food...." -- Lorena Bobbitt

[leppender]

This was always my favorite topic and I'm sad that it isn't active anymore.

Apparently google chrome's dictionary considers newfangled a word, because it does not come up on my spellcheck.... but spellcheck does.

[Ayanga]

Maybe it's looking for new-fangled?

[Mockrabbit]

Why do ya keep flipp'in my 'earthstone board?