"We're now inhabiting that wreck of a house back yonder. That makes us neighbours, so I figured we'd come introduce ourselves." -- Routine was established quickly. Miranda was gently shaken awake at dawn by Barnaby, who was always already dressed, hair wet from bathing in the river. She u...

"I told you, we're going home." -- “All right, watch your step here.” “Are you hungry?” “Hey, a squirrel over there! Can you see it?” She trailed along wordlessly. She still thought this was some joke. Any minute now Matron would jump out and laugh at her. “Oh Miranda,” she’d say. “For a ...

He didn't hear the call to fire due to the storm. The opening salvo of cannon fire fell far short of the enemy battleship, which they couldn’t even see anymore over the terrible conditions. The water was choppy, rain crashed down with a vengeance, the wind howled and roared and the sailors and marin...

Bring your own rules this time, Zak. I can't pursue chicks when I'm busy enforcing push-ups on everybody.

I've always loved that song.

But I'm pretty sure that kid has never scythed a day in his life...

Yep. I remember this too. I died at the Grathier/Tirien one.

I also recall it being a bit longer, but that might just be me.

Skaedi wrote:Have someone roll a new toon named MattHooper. That'll do the trick!

And be that epic MM hunter who downs the boss after the whole raid is wiped!

You're talking about the seas of Draenor, where we have *just* started to strike out against an entire navy that has previously operated unchecked. If you're seeking safe travel for others, it would be a more efficient use of resources to tackle an enemy destroyer rather than a marine animal. (( Jus...

How do you know that the whale shark's presence isn't actually causing disarray in the Iron Horde's shipping lanes between Gorgrond and Tanaan? It might be better just to leave it be.

Four was now two. And Kashka was in a bad way. Grathier had no idea how he wasn't just still going, but carrying her over one shoulder as well. After starvation, sleep deprivation, being shot (sort of), stabbed and horribly beaten. Clinging to hope after hope and watching them crumble. Failing in hi...